Please allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Skippy Peanutbutter.

Yes, there is a song written about me of which I am sure many of you are familiar.

(I must urge you to refrain any attempt to sing it with the intent of mockery, as I find it extremely impertinent and disrespectful.)

I exist solely to provide a wholesome goodness (of supreme quality) like no other, in between your sandwiches. And it delights me to know that I am still the undisputed no. 1 choice of content in many a little brown bag, the world over.

For generations now, I have brought extreme(eating)pleasure to innumerous youths, and grownups alike. I will continue doing so as long as I am able to bring complete & utter satisfaction to your lives.

I suppose this would be an opportune time to finally say thank you, after all these years, for your unrelenting love, support, and generosity. I hope to be able to touch the lives of many more, just as you have mine.

Your friend forever,
Skippy xx