WHAT'S YOUR DOGGIE BREED?

I took a personality test to see which type of dog I'd be if I were... a dog, and had hoped to be a Golden Retriever, but instead, turned out to be a goddamn Pekingese! For starters, they're quite hideous. Urgh.

Here, let me c&p my Evaluation for all to see...

"Andrea, you're a Pekingese
No bones about it,
you're a trendy,
A-list Pekingese.
Classy and fashionable,
you love to be admired.
Sure, that means you can
be a bit high-maintenance at times,
but you're worth it, right?

You shine brightest in the company of
other chic, well-groomed doggies like yourself —
as long as they don't steal your thunder.
Full of more gossip than Entertainment Tonight,
you're always up on all the latest news.
You're somewhat untouchable, a definite trend-setter,
and can be a smidge intimidating.
You're the Ivana (or Donald) Trump of dogs.

Everyone (everyone who's anyone, that is) knows that. In a word, woof."

I can't begin to describe how disappointing it is to learn that you're 'Pekingnese' in doggie-world, when the breeds of your favourite dogs are the likes of the German Shepherd, Husky, or in this case, the most beautiful Golden Retriever. You know? HUG-ABLE, HANDSOME, ADORABLE as oppose to UGLY, ANNOYING 'TOYS'. ---quiver--- Small dogs are scary!

And I don't know which is more worrying, the fact that I'm upset because I have the personality of a Pekingese, or that I'm even taking this seriously.

But, despite the obvious let down, I decided to BOLD the parts in which I thought had some truth (or so I'd like to believe) - all in the name of fun, evidently. *ahem

p/s: I shall put up the 'real thing' - with pictures and all, once I figure how --don't judge me--.