Sweet Holy Mother of...Sylvia?

It's 6am, and these are the words that are coming out of my radio - Sylvia's mother said "thanks for calling," "but sir, please don't call back again."

Sylvia's mother is either 1) Too polite. 2) Too sarcastic. And decidedly contradicting (not an option).

Then again, I don't suppose it would be altogether fair to judge the woman without having heard the rest of the song, would it?

NOTE: And when you find yourself analyzing words of a song as sorry as this one, and even more so, empathizing with its "characters", then you KNOW it's time for sleep!